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maganchachiang:

this is my life lol

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

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floristical:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m joey sometimes I’m chandler

same

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30reasonk:

hahahahahahhahaha

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blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

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mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

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gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

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spider-mannam-redips:

its-tuesday-again:

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its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell

once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm

once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around

what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle

motherfucker I aspire to be your uncle

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

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